A useful new Washington Department?...Nope

At first glance I thought this was a federal department that helped reign in government spending. Hell no. I should have known better. The United Stated currently has an eight+ trillion dollar debt hanging over our heads. With that being the case that would mean they aren't doing a very good job. It turns out instead that this department oversees savings and banking. While typing this letter the government has spent over half a million dollars. To pay off the current debt each man woman and child would have to give over $28 thousand. That amount grows every few minutes.