I am going to get this muthaf'ing snake off this muthaf'ing train!

Somebody betta call Samuel L. Jackson. According to this BBC News article, "A Swiss train has been taken out of service after a pet snake escaped from its owner and hid in a carriage.."

For those of you that haven't seen Snakes on a Plane I highly suggest it. Snakes + Samuel L. Jackson = Freakin' Awesome.