No, it doesn't taste like chicken

I am not as culinarily adventurous as Andrew Zimmern, but I don't shy away from exotic foods either. Above is my first taste of whale. Oh nooo....the poor whales. Pfft...I don't give a damn. I didn't kill the whale and the way I look at it the whale is already dead - might as well enjoy what's left of it. Surprisingly, whale similar to beef, but with a slightly fishy finish. Overall it isn't bad. Granted, it won't show up on U.S. seafood menu any time soon and will most likely be outlawed worldwide in the future. And for the record, I would try dog or cat. It's not like it was my dog or cat. I do have several things I do not eat: liver, genitals, or a primates. I don't eat liver because I think the texture is similar to what I imagine shit would taste like if eaten. I don't eat genitals because the thought of an animals junk in my mouth kinda makes me throw up a little. I believe in evolution so therefore I refuse to eat anything with an opposable thumb.