Japanese Toilet - A Real Throne

The Toto Washlet is the greatest bathroom invention since toilet paper. Heated seat, automatic air purifier, and warm water rinse. My ass has never been cleaner. Some of the new models have auto opening/closing lids, massage seats, auto flush and other programmable features. It's only a matter of time before Toto adds an auto whip feature. I have already contacted two Atlanta bathroom supply companies for quotes. Seriously, why don't our toilets have these features? We went to the moon for god's sake...why do I still have to sit on a cold toilet seat in the morning?